Recently I was housesitting for a friend. It was a great experience, and certainly one that I would do again, especially as in this instance, the flat is really a very large one, and very close to a relatively big shopping centre, which meant that I spent quite a lot of time leisurely window shopping (well, sort of window shopping - I would look in the window, then go in and buy the item!).
My friend was really very generous in the housesit, giving me free reign of all the things in her flat, even having stocked up a few essential items in the grocery department and so on, and letting me have free reign of her foxtel etc. She even offered, very generously, the use of her computer and internet, with its very fast connection. Fantastic!
There's only one catch to all this. You see, in Australia, the internet companies are really very monopolising, and I am not aware of a single one (perhaps someone can enlighten me) that offers, for personal use, unlimited downloads. Each provider sets a phenomenally low limit - 2GB, 4GB - in usage per month. Now you think about it, in this day and age, it is really not very hard to reach and overtake those sort of limits with the size of files these days. So, not wanting to overstep the mark with regards to this, I asked my friend what her limit was. 4GB, she told me. Ok, sweet - I know not to use the computer very much then.
But alas, during that time, in the UK the BBC was showing "The Apprentice", my all-time favourite show. And I had been very lucky in finding a very special thing, called "My Private Network", that allows me to connect to a UK based ISP so as to fool the BBC into thinking that I am accessing their site in the UK, and thus allowing me to watch (streamed) their recent TV shows. This meant that I would be able to keep up to date with the happenings of the show.
Alas, although my friend's service is quite fast, the time of day I was accessing it meant that the rest of the world was watching too, and so you would get 1 or 2 seconds of show, then it would 'buffer' again. For those who don't know, 'buffer' means 'send a little spinning wheel around the screen, pausing the picture and waiting for a good 30 seconds before resuming again for no apparent reason'. So it essentially rendered the watching of this show virtually impossible.
However, the BBC have recently introduced the ability to download their programmes - not to keep, no, they expire in a week or so - but it means that you don't have the stupid buffering thing going on. And, helpfully, they let you know what the size of the download will be before you do it.
So, knowing my friend has a limit of 4GB per month, and having been given carte blanche to use the internet, I allowed myself the very small luxury of downloading during the course of the 2 weeks, 2 episodes of this programme - the sum total of about 1.2GB all up. That's ok, that's within her limits - sweet.
No. Not sweet. For when she returned on the Sunday she informed me that her ISP provider had emailed to say she had gone 2GB over her limit! 2GB! And all I can think of is having used only 1.2GB for the total amount of time I was there!
But that's not the worst of it, no, not by a long shot. She then informs me that the cost for this is charged as an excess fee, at the rate of - you ready for this - 15cents per MB! 15 cents per MB! Seeing as how there is something like 1024MB in 1GB - this is a problem - at the rate of 15 cents per MB, I'm looking at at least $184! For 2 episodes of "The Apprentice"! And I can't even keep them - I only had them for a week each!
In actual fact, I've now been informed that the total bill for this '2GB over limit' malarkey is a whopping $279! But what I don't understand, is how 2 episodes, which should be about 1.2GB all up, is nearer to the full 2GB!
The moral of this story is, if you are housesitting for a friend, and are going to use their internet - find out if they are near the end of their billing cycle or not, and then - DON'T USE IT! AT ALL!
What a total waste of money... and a very expensive lesson...