Thursday, April 24, 2008

An Open Letter To Cedar Road's Finest

Dear Graffiti Artistes of Cedar Road, Sutton,
I just wanted to write and thank you for the lovely new facelift which you gave my car, Ruby, this evening as I was out at the movies.
Think how absolutely delighted I was to return after such a wonderful evening - lovely dinner, clever, funny film, in the company of lovely friends - to discover your glorious workmanship. Such style, such finesse, such elegance - and all for free!  I wish I had your talents...
I know that Ruby only cost me some £700 to purchase, so I am truly grateful for the value your decoration has now given her in the event I need to move her on, especially after the high expenses she has incurred recently in passing her MOT and in the renewal of her registration.
I am so pleased with your work, which was completely unexpected and unrequested, that I feel I must share it with others. In particular, I think of my very good friends at the Sutton Police Station, who were equally impressed with your work. You really have outdone yourself this time!
I hope they are able to catch up with you soon and give you your just rewards for your efforts.
Thank you,
Sincerely
kmuki


PS My only gripe is that I think your work needs a teeny little touch up - but unfortunately the quote I've had to do this is £155 plus VAT.  Reckon you could spot me for it?

1 comment:

The Adventures of Big Bertha! said...

it seems poor little ruby has been in the wars lately... oh dear!